i m stuDYING!!

today is last day of my mid term break …. and i feel like vomitting. i have to finish 8 assigment within the 7 days and i have to submit all of them by monday!!! 

i knew it not easy to go back to books after a while .. but i never expected it is to be this HARD!!!! d*m!!!

my progress ? no near to even 20% . we have to do a lot of reading before hand , and write a report and related with what we’ve learn in class and all the reading material. i am a slow reader and i am no good at writing academic piece either …

and i am stuDYING!!!

it make me think again … is what i am doing now is what i wanted to do??? i dun know…

Logic Mathematics

I am doing my studying on how to teach Mathematics at the moment. I’ve learned a lot of theories. But today, I received an email from my buddy about logic mathematics . im sure many of us were not aware of these and I wonder either I should teach these in school later … hahahahh..

here it goes….

 

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS

Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
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OFFICE ARITHMETIC

Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
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SHOPPING MATH

A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.
A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn’t need.
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GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
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HAPPINESS

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
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LONGEVITY

Married men live longer than single men do,
But married men are a lot more willing to die.
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PROPENSITY TO CHANGE

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change, and she does.
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DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE

A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
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Hey buddy, thanks . u made up my morning … the last one is my fave !

E & E Wedding Receiption Part 2

just got the photos cd from mel d other day – taken from hired photographer on her receiption day. there not many pics that i really like thou . anyway , pics posted here are pics of me and my x-skol frenz (wit their partner).

Wedding Reception @ Rafflesia Ballroom 1

knock! knock!! knock!!! here we come ….

the wedding package at promenade include a Jr Suite for the couple .. according to mel , bulih main bola lagi bha kalau ko mo .. d answer she gave me when she ask me to come over to the room. i have to agreed wit her.. if wan to make hindustan film oso can oo…

3 PRETTY single ladies ..ahaha ( sa promote ko ni bidz..)

ya la .. ya la.. Veen , m texting d other to come ok !!

chel & fiancee Tom

my x-classmate (1997-1998) and his gf

making sure we r listed in the Guest Book!!

tq gift – can i have two plz…?

me – wishing her not to touch my #%$ .. hahaha

Bebeth .. she is sad she (mel) get married

wat ru doin bidz?!

our table

concerntrating wit d fud…

fr R – L : Bebeth, bidz, chel & fiance , mel & hubby , ME, nancy & hubby ( she is expecting – due by in mid march …) seweng n gf.

last yr was a yr of frenz getting married . and dis year will be a yr for adding new family member.. at the moment 4 of them is expecting..wish ’em gudluck!!!

Angry

Anyone can become angry – that is easy.
But to be angry with the right person, to the right degree, at the right time, for the right purpose, and in the right way – this is not easy.

Is REALLY that hard to get mad @ the right THINGSSS ??  agreed wit , we shouldn’t just be angry angry, but I guess something it is ok to be angry angry .. sometimes we just need to let go all the things bothering us just by being mad / angry , rite ?  Rite ? please tell me it rite !!!