math teacher joke…

i am so boring doing my assignment and looking for a joke to crack up my self ..found this one .. not so funny .. it just that .. i was thinking … am i addicted to math-related-thingy ?

A young man tutored his sweetheart maths,
he thought of it as his mission,
he kissed her once then once again and said
“There, that’s addition!”

She took it upon herself to return the pleasant action,
she kissed once and once again,
smiled and said “and that’s subtraction!”

Now she’d learned the basics without too much complication,
they kissed each other once, then twice,
and said “that must be multiplication!”

Meanwhile the young lady’s father had this ‘lesson’ in his vision,
he kicked that boy ten foot out the door and said
“Then that is long division!”

easy way to teach pupils about basics math operation i guess.. ( yea we were told to related everyday situation for better understanding bha…)

knock knock .. back to work!!